Subtitle: Because we cant let MARTHA have all the fun.
Ok, People.
If youve been reading MizFit for more than a week or so youve already discovered that I like for my life to be filled with levity.
I adored our Blogger Virtual Talent Show for that very reason (keep yer eyes peeled. more is coming!).
Yet I longed for more.
I salivated for some silliness.
STAT.
As a result Ive launched (mainly on Twitter) the crusade below.
A blatant ripoff spoof of the creative tatics Ellen employed to get on the cover of O Magazine.
Will it serve to get me on her show?
Will I ever dance my way across her stage whilst simultaneously getting my PLAYout on doing lunges?
Only time will tell.
Most importantly, however, Im enjoying the PROCESS.
(oooh is she linking this all back to fitness? can she pull this one off??)
Sure the end destination (be it weight loss, marathon completion, or career goal) is important, but it’s equally important, in my strong opinion, to enjoy at least *some* facet of the journey to get there.
Now, without further rambling adieu, I share with you Ellen, my house guest.
First I invited her to breakfast. Ellen adored my protein pancakes. I mean really though–whats not to love?
Then we worked out. I was kind enough to lend her my skates & I used the Tornado’s pink Barbie ones.
Since she was a *celebrity* house-guest she got to use the best blanket in the domicile.
The first morning we went out to Starbucks for coffee. Who knew Ellen liked iced coffee on a cold morning just as I do!
After coffee it was time for a run. Even though I love having visitors I can not deviate from my running routine.
The next morning we decided to just stay home and drink MizFitMade java.
I was happy to see Ellen was an early riser just like I am!
And yes.
I know youre wondering if I dragged The Ellen into my wacky ways & compelled her to eat healthy while she was visiting.
The answer? Below.
Ellen didnt love the goo’ness of the Chia, but after I gave her some tips she seemed to think she and Portia might actually use it!
I was secretly thrilled that, since Ellen was in town, I had an excuse to skip a day of running outside for some indoor treadmill work.
I dont think she was as excited.
The rest of our day was spent shopping, getting mani/pedis and just hanging out.
Morning came quickly & it was time to get up again and prepare my visitor some breakfast which I must say she ADORED.
At least I she said she did.
Then it was back to the gym, again, since it’s peak training season up in herre.
(We cant forget the obligatory BLOOPER REEL either. That’s what I get for grabbing a total stranger and asking her to film me. Duly noted. Need an assistant. Any takers?)
And that, oh faithful readers, is what Ellen & I have done together thus far.
(and YES. I do still have some tricks up my lackofsleeve which shall be coming your way soon. *cough* MizFit dancing *cough*)
Have any thoughts on how I might best entertain my houseguest?
Wanna link this post on your blog?
Entirely cut & paste & steal it in hopes someone at the show might take a glance?
Have the tiniest of contacts at The Ellen Show you wanna send my way?
Please to hit us all up in the comments.
Mary :: A Merry Life says
January 27, 2010 at 2:11 amMiz on Ellen! Miz on Ellen! I’d totally watch. 😉
266 says
January 27, 2010 at 3:42 amI think this is great!!! I just emailed her on your behalf! Hope that’s cool! 🙂
266 says
January 27, 2010 at 3:45 amP.S. It was her birthday today (Jan. 26)… didn’t you guys celebrate that? Lol!
Hanna says
January 27, 2010 at 4:08 amOMG!
This is hilarious, Miz!!!
Thanks for the laugh and I hope Ellen laughs along too.
Miz says
January 27, 2010 at 4:10 amAlas, we weren’t together to celebrate her birthday, 266.
Much to both our chagrin Im sure as my flaxseed birthday cake is nothing short of perfection.
BK says
January 27, 2010 at 4:21 amI absolutely love this!! I’m sharing this on my blog and on twitter!! LOL. Where is the petition. MizFit on Ellen!!
Laurie says
January 27, 2010 at 4:31 amI saw that Martha show and was pissed she didn’t invite all of us bloggers too.
This is so fun & creative Miz.
How can I help spread the word?
(I’ve closed my blog)
Lance says
January 27, 2010 at 4:43 amHey Miz (and Ellen!),
I’m there if you two are doing coffee together!!
How about Miz and Ellen at the playground?
Miz and Ellen arm wrestling?
Miz and Ellen in the car?
Miz and Ellen camping?
Miz and Ellen listening to music?
Miz and Ellen resting?
Woohoo!!! This is way, way fun!!!
vickie says
January 27, 2010 at 5:10 amyou are too funny.
Joanna Sutter says
January 27, 2010 at 5:19 amUm, YES! Ellen needs an entire studio full of healthy-living bloggers! Let me just grab my American Express Card, and my CoverGirl makeup and I’ll be on my way!
Dr. Rus Jeffrey says
January 27, 2010 at 5:24 amLOL! Wow! Ellen has a rather hectic schedule already with her show and having to wait on Simon to show up for American Idol shoots. Glad to see she can relax at your house!
This is great!
Annette says
January 27, 2010 at 5:36 amOne word: hysterical!
Eria says
January 27, 2010 at 5:39 amhahah I LOVE Ellen! I hope this gets you on the show, she would get 1000000 extra viewers that day showing MizFit some lurve!
Jennifer (Savor) says
January 27, 2010 at 5:51 amHere is the plan-> you need to have a bloggers troop to have exercise on ellen show and get her to join in.
Debra says
January 27, 2010 at 5:52 amI commented on FB but came over to officially say this is a great plan and I am sure it will work and I LOVE Ellen. Can’t wait to see you dancing on her stage.
Jessica says
January 27, 2010 at 6:02 amWe need to get you on the show!!!
Sarah says
January 27, 2010 at 6:07 amThis is great! I loved it!! I totally want to help and hope you get on the show. What is not to love about Miz?!!
Miz says
January 27, 2010 at 6:08 amAll of us on the show!
(Click the Martha link to see what I mean)
DoesThisBlogMakeUsLookFat? says
January 27, 2010 at 6:09 amI’d watch for the dancing fo sho!
Marisa (Loser for Life) says
January 27, 2010 at 6:10 amI love this! I will make note to link to it on my blog! I KNOW we’ll be seeing you on ELLEN!!!
Donna Bush says
January 27, 2010 at 6:31 amLove Love Love Love Love It! Can’t wait to see how this turns out, and I know it will. Did I mention that I love it?
POD says
January 27, 2010 at 6:39 amVery Funny. I have my thinking cap on for ideas to get you there, however, if you promise Ellen that I’ll come along, I bet she readily agrees to an appearance.
WaistingTime says
January 27, 2010 at 6:41 amClever! Good luck:)
Tia says
January 27, 2010 at 6:41 amI loved when Ellen did this for Oprah.
Ellen is MY OPRAH.
Good luck!
Dinneen @Eat Without Guilt says
January 27, 2010 at 6:59 amLove this!! Not just for the fun factor, but because you’re going after something you totally believe in and want to achieve. But mainly (like you said) to enjoy the process.
MizFit on Ellen? I am SO THERE. Oh, and if you need an assistant to help you when you ARE on her show, I’m always available 🙂
Heather McD (Heather Eats Almond Butter) says
January 27, 2010 at 7:06 amYou WILL be on Ellen. You will. 🙂
Diana says
January 27, 2010 at 7:07 amI hope it works!! I can’t imagine her passing up this opportunity!
My friend graduated H.S. with her, so him and his wife got to be on the show. Said it was fun 🙂
Jody - Fit at 52 says
January 27, 2010 at 7:12 amOK, now I know why you are going to get on that show & I did not when I tried for a year +… you are way more creative than I am!!! I give up! 🙂
Cammy@TippyToeDiet says
January 27, 2010 at 7:21 amLet me know which day you’re on (’cause you WILL be) the show.
P.S.
You might offer Ellen a sweater as she seems to be shivering in most of her photos. 🙂
Ryan Sullivan says
January 27, 2010 at 7:24 amSerious idea here….we take all the footage from the different Ellen episodes and we creatively edit it to make it look like you are interviewing her. This video would easily become viral and we create the tweet storm of the century passing it around. That would create some attention that can’t be ignored 🙂
Kimmie says
January 27, 2010 at 7:33 amLOL, this was a great post to wake up and read!! What a fun start to the morning, and what a super-silly-fun creative way to play pretend as adults! I love it! (ps-WHEN you go on Ellen, I’m definitely watching it!!)
Ana says
January 27, 2010 at 7:39 amWe need this to happen!!!!
You both are hilarious.
Amanda, another priorfatgirl says
January 27, 2010 at 7:42 ami LOVE ellen!!!! what a hilarious post! totally wanna see you on her show. it can happen, and when it does, i’ll be screaming and dancing from my living room 🙂
syl says
January 27, 2010 at 7:52 amGreat post!
when you get on Ellen I will be sure to watch 🙂
RunToTheFinish says
January 27, 2010 at 8:06 amThis was great!! I love Ellen and watch it daily, so yes you need to be on there!
Laurie says
January 27, 2010 at 8:11 amI have ZERO time for tv – and I would TOTALLY WATCH YOU!!! Ellen (Or Oprah!) need to get you on pronto. You are fun, funny and inspiring (you inspire me more than you would ever really know!!!!)
ELLEN GET HER ON YOUR SHOW!!!
Shannoln Fab Fattie says
January 27, 2010 at 8:11 amI love this! You are awesome and Ellen is really lucky to be hanging out with you 😉
If she were here with me I would take here fishing and sorting cattle! Maybe a horse ride or motorcycle ride as well.
If you have access to any of those that would be cool. You live in Texas!
Laurie says
January 27, 2010 at 8:16 amOh – and how creative! – I’m laughing out loud here at work… my co-workers might be starting to think I’m a lunatic 😉
the Bag Lady says
January 27, 2010 at 8:17 amWow – it looks like y’all had a fabulous time together – I’m sure she will absolutely want to have you on her show!
(And look at POD, trying to worm her way in….. :))
Sagan says
January 27, 2010 at 8:30 amFUN. I heart you.
And yes: Miz at the Ellen show please & thank you.
Gigi says
January 27, 2010 at 8:33 amOnly you could out-Ellen Ellen. I think it’s ingenious! Let us know when you’ll be on!!! Can I be a part of your entourage?
Dawn says
January 27, 2010 at 8:37 amLove it Mizfit, I bet she’ll come around *smile*.
Tracey @ I'm Not Superhuman says
January 27, 2010 at 8:43 amHa ha ha. You’re hilarious. And creative. Can’t wait to see what fun you and Ellen are doing today. (There’s got to be a dance party at some point, right?)
Certifiably Fit says
January 27, 2010 at 8:47 amLove this idea! Seems you and Ellen had a fabulous time together.
Totally random comment….I have the same coffee maker! LOL.
Crabby McSlacker says
January 27, 2010 at 8:55 amLOVE IT!!!!!
Will immediately tweet about this to all 3 of my followers!
Seriously, it’s a great idea and she’d be lucky to have you on her show. Go Miz!!!
Kel says
January 27, 2010 at 9:02 amThis was so awesome! It would be so cool to see you on Ellen!
bjbella5 says
January 27, 2010 at 9:09 amLove the idea and thanks for the laugh! Hope it works.
Kat says
January 27, 2010 at 9:13 amOK, I have a teeny tiny confession. I don’t watch Ellen very often, but would probably become a faithful viewer if Miz were on 😉 linking, posting, tweeting I’m on it. Good luck!
Nikki says
January 27, 2010 at 9:19 amah ha ha ha…funny!
Thanks for setting my day up with a laugh even before my first sip of coffee!!
So much of life is tooo serious!
Have a great day
Nikki says
January 27, 2010 at 9:20 amp.s. I just noticed the time my comment went through and I’m 2 hours behind you! 7:19AM here!!
All Women Stalker says
January 27, 2010 at 9:29 amBest post ever. I adore Ellen, and it would kick so much ass if you’d get to be on her show.
tj says
January 27, 2010 at 9:41 amtweet tweet! I am trying to get Ellen to notice ya- I keep tweeting! 🙂
'Drea says
January 27, 2010 at 9:43 amLove the *twin* Kodak moment.
Jamie says
January 27, 2010 at 10:06 am#1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#2 I did not realize what the getmizonellen project encompassed. You have an Ellen Degeneres paper doll. This makes it so much better. So much more salient.
#3 I will use my lesbian super powers to get you on that show 😉
Jasmine @ Eat Move Write says
January 27, 2010 at 10:16 amHa! I love that Miz! Too funny. I love Ellen too.
Becky says
January 27, 2010 at 10:19 amFor some reason the photo of her on the treadmill cracks me the hell up, Miz.
Even if this doesn’t get you on the show I, too, enjoyed the entire process of it.
Thank you for the early morning laughs.
(am I the only west coaster here??)
The Hot and Fit says
January 27, 2010 at 10:27 amMiz you are the funniest and sassiest blogger on this planet! Can I say that I adore you? You make me SMILE. Big time!
Quix says
January 27, 2010 at 10:31 amI’ve been loving these over twitter. If I learned anything in pseudo corporate America, it is to MAKE YOUR INTENTIONS CLEAR. And that, my dear, you are doing in spades. These days I’ve been so – bleh – I wish I had your passion for anything! I’m hoping you’ve emailed and linked this post to whatever the external correspondence is for the Ellen show. 🙂 It’s a shot in the dark, but you might impress someone!
GOOD LUCK! I will definitely link you to my small gaggle of blog followers.
Karen says
January 27, 2010 at 10:39 amI missed that whole Martha thing.
She had bloggers on her show?
You’d rock on ellen.
messymimi says
January 27, 2010 at 10:41 amYou must have had a great time doing this, and I hope it gets you on the show.
Very creative.
karen says
January 27, 2010 at 11:05 amSo funny. I can see you on Ellen very soon.
Diane Fit to the Finish says
January 27, 2010 at 11:45 amI totally think that you should be on her show. I hope someone from there sees this and contacts you!
Linda says
January 27, 2010 at 12:06 pmI love watching Ellen on the MizFit Show! Thanks for having her! Who knew the tornado would become your “Gelman”! And who knew Ellen was so well endowed!
Ellen may enjoy meeting people around town while she works out, now that she’s got the routine down!
Marcie says
January 27, 2010 at 12:30 pmWoW! Ellen is really getting shown how the MzFit lives.
Does “cold” have the same meaning to Ellen as it does for those of you living in Austin?
Kelly says
January 27, 2010 at 12:37 pmBrilliant. LOVE IT!
I need Ellen while walking on the dreadmill. It’s not easy to make a girl laugh while sweating it out walking place but the Ellen show always gets me.
I sincerely hope you make it on the show. Don’t forget to say hi to your fans out in Bloggerville when you make it there! 🙂
rebecca @ durch dick und duenn says
January 27, 2010 at 12:49 pmafter all that Ellen went through to get on the cover of O, she should totally have you on there!
AndrewENZ says
January 27, 2010 at 1:27 pmYou so deserve to be on Ellen.
dana says
January 27, 2010 at 2:02 pmMan — Ellen must be BEAT. I know I am just reading. LOVE the traveling with Ellen….keep it going….
dana says
January 27, 2010 at 2:04 pmJust emailed the show!
charlotte says
January 27, 2010 at 2:10 pmOh you are hilariosu! Ellen must see the genius of this, she must!! You two make such a good team:)
Marste says
January 27, 2010 at 2:11 pmI would LOVE to see you on Ellen! How cool would that be?!
*wonders how long it would take to make some strategic friends at Warner Brothers . . . *
Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit says
January 27, 2010 at 2:50 pmThat some pretty bitchin’ photoshop work!
Ellen should be beggin’ to get on your show, not the other way around…
Shelley B says
January 27, 2010 at 4:07 pmYou and Ellen are so cute! She really needs to meet you in person – she would LOVE you!
Natalia Burleson says
January 27, 2010 at 4:31 pmDid she call you yet?
Mary Meps says
January 27, 2010 at 4:35 pmlol Utterly fantastic. What what that gizmo called that you couldn’t get rewound? Maybe Ellen should have a go at it. 🙂 Thank you for a much needed laugh.
kim/hormone-colored days says
January 27, 2010 at 4:45 pmI hope Ellen heeds your call. This is awesome. Are you bringing her to Blissdom?
Lori (Finding Radiance) says
January 27, 2010 at 6:14 pmFunniest. post. ever…
Thank you! I’ll tweet up Ellen 😀
Dawn says
January 27, 2010 at 7:14 pmAbsolutely hysterical…very clever…I loved this post! What a riot!
Katie says
January 27, 2010 at 7:15 pmGiggling out loud. Sending you good Ellen vibes!
Nicole says
January 27, 2010 at 7:37 pmhaha this was great! I hope you get on!
elise says
January 27, 2010 at 7:51 pmawesome!!!
sassy stephanie says
January 27, 2010 at 8:12 pmYou are cracking me up.
Take her out for some Texas BBQ!
Lovin’ the matching do’ rags!
Denise says
January 27, 2010 at 9:58 pmI love this! She has to invite you on her show. There is no way she won’t pass this up.
Deb (SmoothieGirlEatsToo) says
January 28, 2010 at 12:23 amYou are TOTALLY going to get on her show. She loves a great sense of humor- and you are rockin it for sure. Just a matter of time 🙂
Kat says
January 28, 2010 at 2:57 amLove it. I cant wait to see the show and will tell all of my friends to watch!
Shelley says
January 28, 2010 at 6:42 amI think this might be my favorite thing you’ve ever done. She’s totally going to have you on – get your dance moves ready!!
BlueRaspberry says
January 28, 2010 at 7:09 amHey — no such luck you are on your own with that one!!! I get to sunbathe – you get the kids! lol. Actually its freezing cold and grey – but I can dream can’t I. BTW – whats with that making me scroll down half the world to get to the bottom where it says ‘comments’ – my mouse nearly went on strike!
BR
love2eatinpa says
January 28, 2010 at 10:41 amyou are so frickin clever and hilarious! you MUST get on her show! how can she see this and not have you on?!?!!?!
JavaChick says
January 28, 2010 at 11:50 amSuch a fun read! I am ready and waiting to set my PVR for your appearance on the Ellen show! I don’t want many talk shows, but I do enjoy Ellen. 🙂
Meg says
January 28, 2010 at 4:51 pmOh man that’s great! I hope this works! Keep us updated, and let us know the SECOND you hear from Ellen! ^_^ Where does Ellen film her show? (Cause if it’s NYC, I’ll make sure to be in the audience wearing one of your shirts!)
Janice @ The Fitness Cheerleader says
January 28, 2010 at 9:12 pmLOL – too funny – good luck in your crusade!
Kara from MamaSweat says
January 29, 2010 at 7:29 amYou are as funny as Ellen and she would be lucky to have you on her show (true story: I originally wrote “on her shoe.”) Maybe she will have a cut out of you running in her shoe?
Jill says
January 29, 2010 at 12:11 pmlol this was really funny.
anne h says
January 29, 2010 at 1:53 pmWho slept on the couch?
Just askin’!
Lisa says
January 29, 2010 at 2:13 pmAbsolutley hysterical!!!
NYC Girl says
January 29, 2010 at 8:00 pmWhat an awesome idea! I hope you email this link to one of her producers. Google the producer’s name…I’m sure they are online somewhere! Good Luck!
She needs to have you on her show! 🙂
Irene says
January 29, 2010 at 9:31 pmPretty cool idea. OK, one thing, though… You might get more cred if you give her cartoon character a 6 pack, too. I’m just sayin’. LOL 😉
Feral says
January 30, 2010 at 9:46 amOMG I read this the other day and DIED laughing! You are too much.
I am totally down for the campaign of Miz on Ellen!
Keep it up!
-Feral
Kelley Burrus says
January 30, 2010 at 10:14 amRock it, sista. Straight from the brain of the MizFit. Loving it.
Mackattack (Beth) says
January 30, 2010 at 11:38 amI LOVE ellen! What a fun photoessay!
Dara Chadwick says
January 30, 2010 at 11:44 amLove it! Would love to see you on Ellen 🙂
Sam says
January 30, 2010 at 4:46 pmEllen would be lucky to have you! How about a double date – Miz and Ren Man and Ellen and Portia.
Dani says
February 1, 2010 at 7:18 amI’d totally tune in to catch you on Ellen! You’d be an awesome guest!!
Diana (Soap & Chocolate) says
February 4, 2010 at 9:57 amJeez, how is it that Ellen managed to look good in EVERY picture you took of her?! 😉
I think you should be a regular on Ellen! Y’all are a good match and I think she’d dig your exercise style.
Hanlie says
February 6, 2010 at 4:06 amAwesome! I love the idea!
Ophelia says
February 8, 2010 at 10:12 amLOVED THIS!!
Laura says
February 9, 2010 at 12:19 pmThis is such a clever idea – I love that you take Ellen with you wherever you go. Best of luck getting on the show!
Fernanda Elizalde says
March 4, 2010 at 8:37 pmLoooooove this! It made me LOL! I love Ellen. Super funny post.
Monica says
March 29, 2010 at 5:04 amI’d like to see Ellen in some Vibram FiveFingers. Whaddayasay?
Heather says
March 29, 2010 at 5:53 amAm applying to be your assistant. Hope virtual assistant works for you. 🙂 I’ve retweeted and will probably do so again soon.
Bex says
May 6, 2010 at 7:32 amLOL….love, love, love the post. It’s hard to walk the fine line of Stalker and Staunch Fan, but you’ve accomplished it…the adoring, witty, well marketed Fan that is 😉
Look for an email from me…I have an idea.
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