The post below is sponsored by KURGO. The fact I cannot stop myself from handing the reigns over to Charming *and* my LOVE of their stuffs is all my own.
When last we spoke I was getting used to my new harness.
I cant lie–please don’t tell my
owner roommate–I love my harness.
I feel safe, secure and the RED makes my fur look ahhhmazing—but I digress.
Ive more pressing matters at
Today I got d
ressed and just knew something out of the ordinary was going to happen.
owner roommate had on jeans (she does not wear these on the reg), she filled her backpack with odd stuffs, and crammed the car with coolers and poop bags.
The next thing I knew my harness was affixed to a strappy thing (
owner roommate note: that would be a seat belt) and I was connected to the seat.
To my surprise instead of feeling constrained and less…Charming: I felt free!
Free to relax, free check out the scenery and FREE from worry about falling or flying through the air.
owner roommate is NOT known for her ability to brake gently.
I was tethered. I was safe. I still had room to relax and hang with my BFF friend Marge.
I still had no idea where we were headed.
As soon as we stopped—I made it the entire way without a pee break BTW!—the big biped leaped from the car and greeted the sunshine with glee.
She was overjoyed.
I was nervous.
Where were we? Why were we there? Why was my little biped roommate shouting in delight?!
For once I was thrilled to see my six foot leash.
Long enough to give me sweet sweet freedom—but not too much.
What the HECK is that large animal I see in the distance?!
Seriously, Lady. You’re cute and all but QUIT POSING.
I think there’s something SUPER SCARY behind us!
Yep. Terrifying. Look at those BRAIDS!!!
Why is the little
roommate so fearless? Doesn’t she see the beast above her?!
I’m so out of here. A-SAP!
I have an idea!
Lets go back to the car and you can strap me in!!
Are you ready to leave? It is scary here!!
What?! You love it? You want to *play* with the big creaturebeasts?!
Fine. I’ll watch from afar.
…and steal some of the Beast’s water from a’close while he’s distracted.
Go brave little biped go!!!
Speaking of which Ive had fun, but I’m wiped out.
Perhaps it is finally time for us TO GO! as well?
(cue dreams of couch-lolling and bully stick gnawing)
Charming is a five month old goldendoodle. He enjoys his new freedom after being fully vaccinated, getting brushed and pretending to have swagger when he’s really a mama’s