Subtitle: The one tip and then random
shit stuff MizFit loves version.
First, because we are supposed to be all about fitness and healthy living up in herre, I give you something I just learned (have ya’ll known this for years? not me): when you make an ok-sign with your hand the inside space between your thumb and forefinger is about a tablespoon.
how cool is that?!
(and, yes, I began to ponder things such as “how big is the space between Amy Roloff’s thumb and forefinger?” Or “Would Magic Johnson possess a two tablespoon ok-sign?” Im easily distracted that way.)
Definitely quite a handy tip with regards to portion control at places such as salad bars.
now for the entirely random and semi-immature portion of our meeting:
I truly can not believe the words PAMPERED CHEF and MizFit WANTS are coming in the same sentence, but I give you this.
Oh the concoctions I believe I could create given the capacity to seal it all up ala the delectable, I mean, HORRIBLE for you Smuckers Crustables.
You know you want one now, too. Admit it.
Lest you hath become at all confused and think that the MizFit is a grown woman she also wants this.
Merely, only and solely because it’s called a giant stud.
I keep searching my domicile for this (even though they spelled my name wrong. no matter) but cant find it! If I *do* you simply must come over and check it out.
And lastly, one which has been around for a bit but never gets old, the booty popper.
Put away your BOSU, toss your elliptical machine and squat no more. The answer to yer booty conundrum is in a pair of panties.
Please to enjoy.