Alyssa of this comment (and yes I kind of laughed when the random number generator chose your number):
Do I need a “Shvitz” tank?
Oy, that’s a yes!
Like trafe I start sweating,
my face looks a mess!
At the JCC where I work
this will get a laugh
from the Jews and the Goyem
the members and staff.
So yes, I would like one.
(And keep it, I must,
away from the goniffs
Heaven knows I can’t trust!)
So please to pick me,
oh random generator,
I worship the Miz,
forever I’ll venerate ‘er!!!!!!
Email me and I shall connect you with your generous benefactor.