The man who needs no introduction.
Im honored to have him up in herre.
The magnificent Mizfit often implores you to be your own superhero. Well, that’s easy enough for her to say, because… well… because she’s Mizfit!
“Oh my God! All these people are trapped at the airport with no possible way to get any meaningful exercise in. They’ll all be forced to eat Cinnabons and play Bejeweled on their phone! This is a job for The Marvelous MizFit and her sidekick, the Tornado Kid!”
Some of us need an extra boost in order to achieve our own level of superhero status. We need to goose up our gusto, amp up our mojo and tweak our physique. But most of all, we need a superhero name!
I’m pretty good at naming things (as evidenced by my daughter’s new baby chick that I recently christened “Johann Sebastian Bawwwwwk”), so I’ve jotted a list of super-duper names that you’re free to use in your quest to become your own superhero…
- Wonder Weight Watcher Woman
- The C25K Kid
- Loss Lass
- Lo-Cal Gal
- Carb Bomb
- The Incredible Bulk
- Veggie Vixen
- BMI Boy
- Miss Shapen
- Yo-Yo Man
- Protein Powder Power Pal
- Salad Lad
- Stay-On-Plan Man
- Starvin’ Marvel
- Dr. Dropped-A-Stone
- The Exercis-ist
- The Lean Machine
- Gastric Bypass Gal
- The Twitter Twins
- Mr. PS90X
- Sir Loin the Beefy
- Goal-Weight Guy
- Mister Mass
- The Plateau Patrol
- Lightening Lass
- Half-Marathon Man
- Captain Adkins
- Lady Lap Band
- Doctor Diet
- Blogger Boy
- Kettlebell King
- Liposuction Lad
- Grapefruit Girl
- MizterFit
All kidding aside, Miz is really onto something with this stuff.
All it takes for you to elevate yourself to superhero status is the belief that you can be a better person tomorrow than you are today.
Well, that’s not all it takes… but that’s where it starts.
Get on the road to reclaiming your health and your body. You want to do it to save yourself, but I think you’ll find in the process that you’ll wind up having a positive and profound impact on virtually everyone around you.
You’ll become an influence, an inspiration, a hero…
Puff out your chest, suck in your gut and start being the superhero that you know in your heart you really are.
Up, up and away…
Stacey says
June 9, 2010 at 3:53 amHILARIOUS.
Stacey says
June 9, 2010 at 3:55 amWhere are the tee shirts?
Or do you no longer sell them?
Evan says
June 9, 2010 at 4:08 amYo Yo Man.
I’ll be that one 🙂
Thanks for the new blog to read Miz.
Yum Yucky says
June 9, 2010 at 4:27 amWhat a minutes. Doctor Diet is real. He’s the one who put my friend on that stupid Cookie Diet, and then on a 500-calorie a day diet (I’m serious). Grrrr!!!
Nan says
June 9, 2010 at 4:33 amI bought a tee from you and think we should start a gallery of I AM MY OWN SUPERHERO photos!
Did a lot of people buy them?
I love Jackshit too.
His blog rocks.
MrsFatass says
June 9, 2010 at 5:01 amSucking in my gut, looking in the mirror, and saying “Hello Captain Phatass!”
Joanna Sutter says
June 9, 2010 at 5:45 amVeggie Vixen for me, please!
Tracey @ I'm Not Superhuman says
June 9, 2010 at 5:47 amHa ha. That’s awesome. I’d like to see Yo-Yo Man in action. I can imagine him swinging his yo-yo arms over Spiderman’s web, cutting the line, and forcing Spiderman to plunge to his death. Yo-Yo Man is evil.
Amy says
June 9, 2010 at 6:12 amso many to choose from!! 4W works for me.. the wonder weight watcher woman. 🙂
Leah J. Utas says
June 9, 2010 at 6:22 amExcellent. I rather like Miss Shapen.
Jody - Fit at 52 says
June 9, 2010 at 6:44 amI love me some Jack Sh*t! Jack, you right: All it takes for you to elevate yourself to superhero status is the belief that you can be a better person tomorrow than you are today.
How about, you can be a better person today, right now, than your were just a few minutes ago! Why wait, right!!
LOVE LOVE the list of superhero name. You and MizFit, quite a pair!
Patrick says
June 9, 2010 at 7:11 amPuff out my chest, ok doing that. Suck in my gut, yep it is in. Start being the superhero that I know I am… thinking, thinking… why are people staring at me as I stand here in my cubical at work?
Seriously, great notion that we should all grab onto, being the superhero!
Helen says
June 9, 2010 at 7:29 amSucking in my gut constantly – I had no idea that was a SuperHero action! I am Wonder Woman.
Sagan says
June 9, 2010 at 8:30 amI feel like a superhero already 😉
messymimi says
June 9, 2010 at 8:53 amI can see it now, “Mimi the Magnificent.”
Nah, I sound like a cheap circus magician.
Irene aka FitHungryGurl says
June 9, 2010 at 9:17 amI am stesling this one: The Exercis-ist.
And by the way…
You be funny.
:0
Mary (A Merry Life) says
June 9, 2010 at 10:12 amHehe. Fun. I’m already a superhero… I need to come up with a good name.
Meg says
June 9, 2010 at 2:22 pmI totally need to come up with one of those ^_^ What an awesome list! So funny!
Mary Meps says
June 9, 2010 at 3:27 pmYou’re a good combo – Miz & Jack. They should put that on a ‘super’ sized menu. 😀
Skyler Meine says
June 9, 2010 at 6:37 pmI think sucking in your gut and puffing out your chest will help you feel better about yourself and feel better in general. There is something to proper posture. It can help relieve back pain.
I think I will be working on coming up with a SuperHero name for myself. Why not I have always wanted to be one I might as well just do it.
Lisa says
June 11, 2010 at 5:44 amjack is my hero:)
masked of course lol(see posts with him wearing redonkulous wrestling mask for reference clarification!)
thanks!
xo
Hanlie says
June 13, 2010 at 11:17 amI also want to be Veggie Vixen! Thanks for the laugh. You’re right of course – we have to believe ourselves into greatness.
Saundra Rudnick says
June 22, 2010 at 6:17 amIs it true they hacked apples servers
Peggy Sheesley says
September 13, 2010 at 12:57 amKettlebells are the very best method to get fit. I by no means bother with any other gear nowadays, just a couple of kettlebells and I look in top form.