I am the Eggland’s Best EGG’vangelist and the below is a sponsored post. The fact I’ve stolen the Child, run away to NYC & left the Husband to food-fend for himself is all my own.
At this point I’m hoping you’ve noticed the Tornado and I are gone.
Not to worry.
We are merely
galavanting around New York City taking some meetings in the City Which Never Sleeps (hence my bringing our child. she fits right in!) and shall return soon.
Since she & I tend to be the ones most EGGcited about food prep and planning — we wanted to leave you with tips to sustain you in our absence.
- The plush orb above is your friend. Do not panic if you discover him under the covers or hidden around the house. The Tornado highly suggests you sleep with him under your pillow. She insists if you do—you’ll receive EGGsactly what you dream about.
- We will, indeed, be home soon. That said, we’re aware of your penchant for pizza. In our absence we’ve decided this STUNNING salad topped with a poached egg would would be your perfect pizza (re)‘placement. We’ve even planned for your poaching is haaard response.
- The child is also convinced you cannot be trusted when it comes to expired foods (something about a sniff test and a bad experience?). She went over my head, contacted my boss (!), procured you a primer and asked me to remind you to check the egg-dates:
Sell by OR best by means the tattooed-ovals can be used up to 30 days past that date.
Best before means eat! eat! within 14 days of that date.
- I reminded her we more had to worry about your DIET getting old, boring and STALE in our absence. That Eggland’s recently won an AWARD for freshness and that from the moment the eggs are laid, until they reach the store, it’s 72 hours!
More than anything just know we miss you.
We are thinking of you.
And we PINKY SWEAR if we do storm the Eggland’s New Jersey headquarters spreading our childlike EGGthusiasm we will, indeed, PAUSE and bEGG them to manufacture this for you:
Until then—have fun!
In freshness, frolicking and always EGGScitement,