This week I wanna talk about a trend.
As in a trend Ive noticed and a trend I trendmendously dislike.
For me (the short version. I rambled a smidge in her comment section) the answer is neither. They dont impact me either way.
What does impact me, you ask?
What gets the MizFit’s shortshorts in a wad?
The new trend of actress models (sometimes they are modelmodels but rarely) and how magazines hath started profiling their behavior on cover shoots.
Sure, I find it as interesting as the next
trashymagaddicted woman when they share that Sarah Jessica Parker arrived at her photo-op in her signature manolos & toting a picture lovingly drawn by her son, James Wilkie.*
I read the part about how Katie Holmes arrived on the set with Tom firmly taped to her side and he had to be forcibly removed so that the camera lovemaking could commence.*
What I cant stand is the FOOD INFORMATION.
The lady doth protest too much way that magazines such as In Style or Allure try and convince readers that the women carb load/borderline binge both before and during a shoot.
REALLY, Magazine editors? (Renaissance Man? should you read this entry that’s for you)
You expect us, the masses, to believe any of that?
And, since we all know that you *dont* (or perhaps you do since the table of contents always includes at least one article on I EAT LOTS OF JUNK FOOD AND I JUST LOOK THIS WAY! by SuperModel McGee), then why do you bother putting it in there?
Is it supposed to be your attempt at “cover models: they’re just like us!”?
Because I know that, while I never ever count calories, there’s no way Id eat a single morsel before or DURING being photographed for the cover of a national magazine (did you hear that Shape? Call me! I promise not to eat until after!).
nothing. Id even skip my coffee.
(steps down off Tuesday Rant soapbox)
That’s the trend which is on my nerves.
Does this bug you at all? gotta different trend grumble or gripe? hit us up in the comments.
*these are all completely fabricated situations. please not to sue the MizFit for both of her dollars.